We'd like to welcome Tim Tebow, the newest member of the New York Jets, to his new home in New York City. But unlike Mark Sanchez, the other Jets quarterback who has been known to hit the town once or twice, Mr. Tebow is as famous for his wholesome values as he is for his football skills. In order to make him feel at home, we have put together a helpful guide to places that may sound like a good time, but are sure to upset Tim's good-natured sensibilities. Avoid these places, and you will leave this town just as pure as when you arrived! J E T S! Jets! Jets! Jets!