How do you know when the Hamptons have run their course for the season? Arthur Kade shows up and proclaims the Capri to be the hottest place on earth. What a place.

More from the DBTH complaint line. A Little Birdy spent a weekend in the Hamptons and decided to grab dinner at Georgica, Matt Levine's summer outpost. According to our LB, it may be a good idea to show up on a full stomach, telling us "went for a birthday dinner with some buddies...4 girls 3 guys...
to make a long story short...THEY RAN OUT OF FOOD! 3 of the girls dishes Didn't COME OUT! and half a dish came out for me....so get this...to make up for it they just kept brining us glasses of vodka! ( never bringing us our orders!). They said they had placed to little orders that day and didn't have enough food to serve us! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!" You wrote us, so we certainly aren't kidding you. But at least they plied you with vodka to help you make it through the evening.

Update from the much hyped Abe & Arthur's Burger Tasting this weekend at the Estate, with a DBTH commenter reporting "the burgers were disgusting!!!! over-rated, i'd rather go down the block and eat at pop burger!" Guess that unique blend of 3 meats didn't work out so well. Back to the drawing board. On the bright side, they did have the female stars of 90210 and Twilight there, so the weekend wasn't a total bust.

One day until Summer 2009 officially kicks off, so let's have some fun with a DBTH Poll! What a great idea!

Is your choice not listed above? Tell us how dumb we are in the comments!

The collapse of the financial market has decimated the Hamptons real estate market, creating value opportunities for bargain hunters. Seeing as most hipsters know a thing or two about value, Jared Flint, Mike Townsend, and Steven Rojas, the team behind the Ivy party at Chloe 81, have struck a deal for a Saturday afternoon brunch party at Sole East in Montauk. Meanwhile, Captain Matt Levine is prepping for the opening of Georgica by throwing a party in the Penthouse at the Hotel on Rivington this Friday night. What excitment! Don't worry if you haven't lined up you share house just yet, there are about 1 trillion of them still available.

Another Thursday morning, and another Quick Hits! Bam!

• The owners of Su Casa are a little steamed that the world's first impression of their Q-Doba linked space was this photo, saying "The art hasn't been hung on the walls yet, the DJ booth isn't built out, and all of those dining tables are in there!!" Even though they have been having small get togethers, the space just isn't finished yet.
• Recession? What recession? We hear that the Surf Lodge is doing gangbusters in reservations for the season, with a Little Birdy telling DBTH, they "are nearly sold out on over half of the weekends, with only 1 or 2 rooms available on the holiday weekend". Best book yourself a space now, or you may wind up having to stay in Westhampton. Ay Carumba!

Good news surf fans. The Surf Lodge in Montauk is poised for Season #2, and will begin accepting reservations on April 15. Don't get too excited now, just remember to mark the date in your calendar so you don't miss out on the prime weekends.

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