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Entries in The End of the World (12)

Wednesday
29Apr2009

Swine Flu Shots For Sale!

Leave it to a cheeky New York bartender to capitalize on the Swine Flu craze that has swept the globe. While fretful parents and talking heads worry about the available quantity of a vaccine, a Little Birdy sent in this offer of a Swine Flu shot for just $4. Meanwhile, will the outbreak of the dreaded virus in Queens be another strike against the much maligned Bridge and Tunnel crowd, making Manhattanites want to avoid them even more during the weekend? Probably, because people are irrational. We love us some Queens.

Friday
03Apr2009

Some Things Are Still Going Strong

The daily news sure does contain a lot of doom and gloom, so we were pleased to receive a pleasant report from a Little Birdy, who says:

so i did a lil celebrating for my birthday on a wed night w a dinner party at la esquina at 10pm. place was amazingly packed and busy for this economic climate. Bar was 3-4 deep and moving. Great looking crowd. Took the party then to Goldbar which was quite busy for a wed nite too. Both places seem to be surviving quite well in the current climate. It was like nyc never missed a beat.

We know a thing or two about celebrating at La Esquina and Goldbar, and have noticed the same thing. Quality places that made good real estate deals and can manage costs will make it through. It doesn't mean that their revenue and profit hasn't been hurt, but they will make it through.

What other places have you noticed to be recession proof? Let's hear it!

Tuesday
24Mar2009

That's So Dow 14,000: Minetta's $14 Cocktails

By all accounts,  Keith's McNally's meticulously restored Minetta Tavern is a home run. The West Village classic is getting rave reviews for its menu and cocktail program, and non VIP's have been relegated to the dreaded 5:00 PM or 11:30 PM reservation options. Recently, we decided to pop in there on an off night to check the space out and sit at the bar to enjoy its cocktail program. Upon entering, we got what everyone was talking about. The Minetta's updating was indeed perfection, creating an authentic vibe that screams Manhattan. While every table was packed, the bar area had just enough space to sip a drink or two. But while we had already seen the cocktail menu, trying to choose from it brought on a wave of disgust. Did we really want to spend $14 on an Old Tom Collins or a Ginger In the Rye (a modified Dark and Stormy)? The answer was simply "no". Perhaps the re-design harkened us back to the now gone boom time, when clamoring for the right to overpay for drinks delivered some kind of payoff. But like Grant Achatz's belief that molecular gastronomy's time may be gone, so too may be the time of the $14 drink. $2.50 a sip ain't what it used to be.

[Photo Credit]

Thursday
19Mar2009

Holiday Lounge Goes Hot Wings

After taking down a few overpriced Sixpoint pints in DBA's backyard, we came across this sign outside the still open Holiday Cocktail Lounge. It looks like the new management has instituted the Attitude Adjustment Hour, offering a 12 oz. of domestic brew and some hot wings for $5.00. Not too shabby! And they got themselves a new chalkboard taboot, replacing the previous method of taping some paper to the pole. It's no McSorley's TV, but it is a step in the right direction.

Tuesday
17Mar2009

Moving On Up To First Class

One positive trend since January has been the steady drop in airline prices and luxury hotel rooms. Naturally, if people lose their jobs or think a layoff is coming, the travel budget is a natural choice to chop. As the economy has continued to worsen, businesses have also cut their travel budget, which means there is plenty of room in first and business class on prime flights (NYC>London, NYC>LAX). As a result, airlines have restarted their upgrade programs, allowing coach customers to pay extra cash or trade in frequent flier miles to move on up to the front of the plane. This is in stark contrast to 2007-08, when fuel prices were high and planes were so packed that the chance to upgrade was virtually nil. If you have managed to squeeze in a trip or two, keep your ears open at the gate and you may just score some additional comfort and service on the cheap. [WSJ]

Thursday
12Mar2009

Recession Cocktails

Are you sick of bars offering the same old drinks at reduced prices? The New Yorker has come up with some cheeky new drinks to reflect these somber times, including the:

Trickle-Down Punch:

Let last drops of liquor trickle from spent bottles at recycling center into plastic cup. Serve with shame.

Har dee har har. [New Yorker]

Wednesday
11Mar2009

Nassau Bar Offers Real Stimulus

Whie the debate over how best to spend the $780 billion in Federal stimulus money, Nassau Bar in the Financial District has been quietly implementing their own stimulus package on a daily basis. Patrons are served their domestic brews with whiskey backs by bikini-clad female bartenders, a real stimulating experience.

Wednesday
04Mar2009

The Real Deal

Following the Back 40 and Allen Delancey's lead, many new restaurants have announced sales on their cocktail programs. Spots like Little Giant (buy 1 get 1 free), Elletaria (half price from 5-7) have joined the fun, and we can't say we are upset by it. But, in these tough times, folks are always looking for ways to stretch a dollar. So before letting your minds become convinced that $6 for a Manhattan Flip is a steal, may we remind of you of the best booze deal in town. The Continental on 3rd Avenue is still slinging any 5 Shots for $10, which after figuring for tips, means you are walking out of there more drunk with more cash left in your wallet. Drink smart Birdys.

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Tuesday
24Feb2009

What Are Foreclosed Homes Good For?

Foreclosed houses are everywhere! Everywhere! What good is an empty home that is owned by a heartless bank conglomerate? Well, some kids in Florida came up with at least one reason, when they decided to throw "a raucous bash that caused about $75,000 in damage and resulted in the arrest of 17 partygoers." Besides broken windows and wall damage, officers shockingly found Bud Lite on the inside the 4,000 SF home, which is currently owned by Wells Fargo. The room above was converted into the "Sex Room" and the "Gettin' Booty Room", a real double threat. Hopefully, some kick ass lofts will be seized here soon, so our disaffected youths can go all foreclosured on them. [TSG]

Monday
23Feb2009

Brawling At Bowery Electric

Eater's Twitter feed reports a "Street brawl in front of 10 person line (and gathering passersby) at Bowery Electric at 2:30 last night." Is this a result of the economic downturn causing people to turn violent, or just some d bags with nothing better to do with their time? We vote for the latter.

Thursday
19Feb2009

Afternoon Delight at Blarney Stone

There are lots of deals popping up in various NYC joints. What about people who have been laid off and want to start drinking when they get out of bed? Head down to the Blarney Stone on Fulton, where they start slinging discount domestics at 11:00 AM. The deal only runs on Thursdays and Fridays - so you are on your own the rest of the week.

Thursday
19Feb2009

Budget Wine Shopping

Since you loved saving all of that other money, here's a nifty little video on how to save additional money when shopping for wine. Maybe it is possible to party and still save for your future. [WSJ]