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As the Hummer brand wilts on the vine, Pete Wells wonders if bottle service is the Hummer of the food world? We certainly hope so.
Please note, DBTH readers can also enjoy some additional fun by following DBTH on Twitter. What kind of fun? Something like the above, where @RestaurantGirl opines on today's DBTH poll, wondering "what is 18% of free?" Indeed.