
Well everyone, it's been real fun getting to know you these last few years, but our time together is coming to an end. We have decided to wrap things up at DBTH and focus on what we consider to be a billion dollar idea. We are going to try to perfect the 500 recipes in Dale DeGroff's The Craft of the Cocktail, and chronicle our experiences in a brand new blog. Then we are going to sell the publishing rights to a fancy publishing house for a shit ton of money and write a best selling memoir about our year of making every recipe in the book. Then Hollywood will come a knockin', buying the screen rights to our memoir and giving the picture a big, fat green light. It appears that one Shia Labeouf will be playing DBTH, with Chevy Chase as the concerned father, and Amanda Bynes as the woman scorned. Polanski will direct. Meanwhile, we won't be around to enjoy it, as we have begun in-patient treatment at Trembling Acres, battling our dependence on delicious cocktails. But it will be all worth it.