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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.0.0 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Thu, 04 Dec 2008 19:30:53 GMT--><feed xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"><title>Down By The Hipster</title><subtitle>Down By The Hipster</subtitle><id>http://www.downbythehipster.com/blog/</id><link rel="alternate" type="application/xhtml+xml" href="http://www.downbythehipster.com/blog/"/><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.downbythehipster.com/blog/atom.xml"/><updated>2008-12-04T19:30:50Z</updated><generator uri="http://www.squarespace.com/" version="Squarespace Site Server v5.0.0 (http://www.squarespace.com/)">Squarespace</generator><entry><title>Flyer Follies: Broke Ass Saves the Day</title><category>Delancey</category><category>Lower East Side</category><category>Flyer Follies</category><id>http://www.downbythehipster.com/blog/2008/12/4/flyer-follies-broke-ass-saves-the-day.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.downbythehipster.com/blog/2008/12/4/flyer-follies-broke-ass-saves-the-day.html"/><author><name>Down By The Hipster</name></author><published>2008-12-04T19:30:50Z</published><updated>2008-12-04T19:30:50Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 500px;" src="http://www.downbythehipster.com/storage/2008_brokeass.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1228417107838" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p>You broke? You like books? Get yourself to this here party for free beer, free food, and other cheap stuff. Broke ass fool.</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Robot Strippers Will Not Revolutionize Strip Club</title><category>Gentleman's Club</category><category>Lonnie Hanover</category><category>Rick's Cabaret</category><id>http://www.downbythehipster.com/blog/2008/12/4/robot-strippers-will-not-revolutionize-strip-club.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.downbythehipster.com/blog/2008/12/4/robot-strippers-will-not-revolutionize-strip-club.html"/><author><name>Down By The Hipster</name></author><published>2008-12-04T18:18:11Z</published><updated>2008-12-04T18:18:11Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>Currently on display at the MuTate Exhibition in London are <strong>robot pole dancers</strong>, one of the strangest, least productive uses of robot technology ever invented. Memo to Lonnie Hanover, please tell your employees at <a href="www.ricks.com">Rick's Cabaret</a> that their jobs are safe - at least from robots. [<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7757751.stm">Via BBC</a>]</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Little Branch Has a Second Branch</title><category>West Village</category><category>Sasha Petraske</category><category>Little Branch</category><id>http://www.downbythehipster.com/blog/2008/12/4/little-branch-has-a-second-branch.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.downbythehipster.com/blog/2008/12/4/little-branch-has-a-second-branch.html"/><author><name>Down By The Hipster</name></author><published>2008-12-04T13:30:51Z</published><updated>2008-12-04T13:30:51Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-float-right ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.downbythehipster.com/storage/2008_littlebranch?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1228365635940" alt="" /></span></span>From the desk of the Daddy, a little surprise from the depths of Little Branch, Sasha Petraske's below ground cocktail den in the heart of the West Village. According to <a href="http://www.urbandaddy.com/weekenders/1963/The_Hot_List_New_York_City_NYC_The_Hot_List_UrbanDaddy_Archives">UD</a>, the Branch has forever been running a secret private bar while packed-in patrons struggle to find a comfy space to sip their $15 cocktails. To get access, "duck past the curtain and up the stairs (back to ground level) for<strong> a secret floor that's managed to stay under the radar for the more than three years LB has been open</strong>." Oops. The room is perfect for small groups looking to keep it chill and don't mind dropping $400 an hour for their own private bartender. Seems worth it to us. Happy branching.&nbsp;</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>AfterNews</title><category>Afternews</category><id>http://www.downbythehipster.com/blog/2008/12/3/afternews.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.downbythehipster.com/blog/2008/12/3/afternews.html"/><author><name>Roundup!</name></author><published>2008-12-03T21:20:52Z</published><updated>2008-12-03T21:20:52Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<ul>
<li>A new inn on the block [<a href="http://nymag.com/daily/food/2008/12/chloe_81_is_giving_beatrice_a.html">NYM</a>]</li>
<li>LQ runs dry [<a href="http://guestofaguest.com/nyc-nightlife/breaking-news-latin-quarter-to-lose-liquor-license/">GoaG</a>]</li>
<li>Macao goes exclusive [<a href="http://eater.com/archives/2008/12/macao_trading_co_to_unleash_semiprivate_lounge.php">Eater</a>]</li>
<li>At least the europeans are still partying [<a href="http://cityfile.com/dailyfile/3307">Cityfile</a>]</li>
</ul>]]></content></entry><entry><title>The End of the Elephant</title><category>Pink Elephant</category><id>http://www.downbythehipster.com/blog/2008/12/3/the-end-of-the-elephant.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.downbythehipster.com/blog/2008/12/3/the-end-of-the-elephant.html"/><author><name>Down By The Hipster</name></author><published>2008-12-03T20:27:35Z</published><updated>2008-12-03T20:27:35Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>After the <a href="http://www.downbythehipster.com/blog/2008/12/3/pink-elephant-exodus-continues.html">double dip of staff departures</a>, a former Pink Elephant insider who recently abandoned the club after being involved over the past 4 years to tell us what's up. To sum it up - shit s