As you wait for your free bottle service, may we divert your attention to a guaranteed deal that is sure to be easy on your bank account. The bizarre Orange Valve on the Bowery is offering a Summer Super Pak, giving you a choice of 6 beers for $20 or buy 2 packs and get 10 free jello shots. Now, we aren't sure that we trust the Orange Valve to know how to make a good jello shot, and we aren't quite sure what 2 packs even means. Hell, is $40 for 12 beers and 10 jello shots even that good of a deal? But it is a nifty sign and is offered from 9 PM - closing. Someone go check it out for us.