White Slab's Secret Room
Sick of hearing stories about subterranean bars below non-descript store fronts? Are you itching to hear about an old fashioned back room that has limited access and hosts late night parties a few nights a week? White Slab Palace is the place for you. The Scandinavian joint from the Good World folks has been throwing some wild nights (especially Fridays) in their cozy little back room, but access is a bit restricted. As soon as you walk in the main entrance, head towards the back wall and make a right towards the utility closet-like area. Most times, you will encounter a staffer asking the inevitable "Who's party are you here for?", and we suggest you know the answer. Otherwise you will wind up hanging in the main bar, and mix the Scandinavian scene unfolding in back. Good luck.
DBTH
Reader Comments (19)
thanks for blowing another spot
You are welcome!
While you’re in the utility closet, feel free to huff some of the aerosol cans that they left on the shelves.
Is this like the movie Eyes Wide Shut… “The password Sir!”… “Fidelio”… “Thank you, Sir”
The Friday White Slab party has moved literally next door to Congee motherfucking Village yall--because there's no AC at White Slab and the owners didn't put one in. 100 Allen St corner of Delancey. 12-4am. Same folks doing party. DJs MSB MSM MSB, Kristine Barrilli of Avenue Tuesday and old Beatrice Fridays (RIP), and Prince Terrance...Jake and Fleur Porter at door. BYODRGS. It's the usual "private party" bullshit but if you look like a) a hippy b) a wigger c) a loser d) that guy from Eastbound and Down or whatever the shows called e) a regular at Cheapshots, you will get in. But Jake is a dick so be nice!!!
forgot the apostrophe in "show's" above, may bad...DON'T FORGET THE STRUGGLE, DON'T FORGET THE STREETS...
fucked up again--am busy--meant "my bad," not "may bad"--DBTH needs an EDIT feature for comments!!!
What he said
what's up with the people in this picture and their sweat. you got one guy with sweat stains around his belly (gross), and the other girl on the left smelling her armpit. does jaffee have a list here or something?
@Douche Guy
While you're making corrections, you should redact the word "wiggeer." Using it reveals your stupidity.
Oops! I meant "wigger!" Ha ha...
the party HAS NOT MOVED to congee village. it was off last night, but will be back with a vengeance next week at white slab.
PS1 then Brooklyn Bowl is where it is at!. Down with alll the shitty douchtinations
fleur porter is the hottest
mmh people on the picture are fuuuug
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