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Friday
08May2009

Above Allen Plays Its Cards

The first week of May means its time to start working your roof bar connections for guaranteed access. Especially lovely is our just arrived membership card for Above Allen, the well received lounge that has made a soft-opening splash at the Thompson LES. Crucial.

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Reader Comments (22)

have had a card for a while and i must say above allen is lame. every time i've been up there it has been full of douches. i dont think membership cards will help. the place is so overrated. how come people in nyc think that anywhere you can smoke inside is cool?

May 11, 2009 at 01:32AM | Unregistered Commenterso many douches

If you prank order food to green house adam starkman will gladly eat it and pay for it

May 11, 2009 at 04:46AM | Unregistered CommenterJaffee

he might eat you!~

May 11, 2009 at 04:46AM | Unregistered CommenterFabrizio

It's glandular...

May 11, 2009 at 04:47AM | Unregistered CommenterAdam Starkman

Aren't late for lunch?

May 11, 2009 at 04:47AM | Unregistered CommenterCain

I don't look like Jona Hill from super bad and girls love my jew fro...they love when they run thier fingers in my chest hair and feel the sweat beads that smell like year old matzah in my ass crack

May 11, 2009 at 04:49AM | Unregistered CommenterAdam Starkman

Matt Levine

May 11, 2009 at 04:49AM | Unregistered CommenterThe Eldridge

Beauty queen of only 15 she wanted a few drink tickets...

May 11, 2009 at 04:50AM | Unregistered CommenterAdam Levine

Why do baby kittens have to die :(

May 11, 2009 at 04:50AM | Unregistered CommenterEMO

ALF

May 11, 2009 at 04:51AM | Unregistered CommenterMatt Levine

Jon B

May 11, 2009 at 04:51AM | Unregistered CommenterPink Elephant

Beach Boys

May 11, 2009 at 04:51AM | Unregistered CommenterSloop John B

you guys are all lame...

May 11, 2009 at 04:52AM | Unregistered Commenterso many douches

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wi4hP6s4lgw

I AM MAKING SUPER LUNCH FOR SUPER BAD!~

May 11, 2009 at 04:54AM | Unregistered CommenterFabrizio

http://www.fmylife.com/

May 11, 2009 at 04:55AM | Unregistered CommenterAdam Starkman

Adam's my dude he can eat all he wants at LEVANT EAST...we could use a food tester

May 11, 2009 at 04:56AM | Unregistered CommenterMatt Levine

You suck, you club sucks, and your food will suck; but starkman eats anything s you got one customer their.

p.s. Why don't show us your ATM reciept while your at it...

May 11, 2009 at 04:58AM | Unregistered Commenterso many douches

http://www.jackandjacks.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/atm.png

May 11, 2009 at 05:00AM | Unregistered CommenterThe Eldridge

I'm hungry

May 11, 2009 at 05:01AM | Unregistered CommenterAdam Starkman

You guys are fucking idiots...stop fucking eating and looking at porn and sell some tables.

May 11, 2009 at 05:02AM | Unregistered CommenterJon B

those fishtanks are tables?

May 11, 2009 at 05:03AM | Unregistered CommenterCain

wth?

May 11, 2009 at 05:28AM | Unregistered Commenterwtf

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