Sad Times for the Bea
Weeks after proclaiming that the Beatrice Inn would arise from its shuttered state like a dancing Phoenix, our favorite old girl has yet to open for business. One Little Birdy with more than a bit of snark writes:
I walked by good old Bea last night to see it completely dark with a large plastic trashcan still guarding its exclusivity which seemed to have been carelessly thrown down those holy stairs that once embodied everything to hate about NYC nightlife. What a shame, this must be really heartbreaking to those across the river in Williamsburg. Unfortunately, I was only at Bea' once because my jeans were never tight enough, my shoes never bright enough and my penis never small enough.
Zing. Adding to the misery, last night's rumored Save the Beatrice party II at the Bowery Hotel never came together. Misery does indeed love company. At least we have the Chelsea.
DBTH
Reader Comments (12)
it's gonna happen and mr. loose jeans will surely be left out as usual,,,,
why did you walk by loser? trying out a new outfit?!
stay at the fucking griffin with the rest of hte losers in this town.
i hate to say i told you so but
--oh who am i kidding. i looooove to say that shit.
I TOLD YOU SO, BITCHES!
http://eater.com/archives/2009/04/a_new_bea_projection.php
what did u tell us abbe? no worries, bea will b there by june fer sure.....
Who are these commenters that automatically assume all of the Bea's clientele are from Williamsburg? Exactly the opposite: it's Euros, socialites from the UES, and LES rich kids! Obviously the Little Birdie never got in, because they would see that kids from Williamsburg couldn't afford a drink in the place!!!
i said it was highly unlikely theBeatriceInn would reopen anytime soon (that Eater link i provided elaborates more...).
and sorry-- not that i'm any kind of "hater" or anything like that (i'm just an advocate for realism), but i would posit that Beatrice opening "by June" is exceedingly improbable, if not impossible.
i'm just sayin.
abbe you dont know what you're talkign about so why don't you just keep it quiet.
cash money you don't even know what i said so why don't you go fuck yourself.
Abbe Diaz, you never know what you're talking about. You are an unattractive blogger who is unable to get into any of NY's top places until they have gone down the drain. Beatrice was always terrible, you never went (fact), so dont pretend like you did. Maybe if people agreed with what you said you would be a little cooler.
youseemveryghettoandannoying.
Abbe Diaz has always been right (fact).
Abbe Diaz is beautiful (fact).
Abbe Diaz has friends in NYC's top places (fact).
Abbe Diaz gets alot of press (fact).
Abbe Diaz is one of the coolest chicks in nyc (fact).
Beatrice Inn is still closed (fact).
You are stupid and jealous of her, because she is cooler, more intelligent, more beautiful, has more friends and gets more attention than you (fact fact fact).