Monday
30Mar2009
How to Spend Your Tax Return
If you are a good little American, you should have already paid your 2008 taxes by now. If you are lucky, you may even be getting a refund. In these down times, you might as well go spend it on something extravagant. Carles from Hipster Runoff recently got back a few hundo, and came up with his own list, including:
a) blow
b) a prostitute
c) 20 lap dances at $10 each
We celebrate his choices, but wonder what kind of quality institution offers $10 lap dances in this day and age? Perhaps he should go see our friends at Rick's Cabaret, where HR will certainly benefit from swapping quantity for quality.
DBTH
Reader Comments (4)
if i were him i would first get the lap dances and by the 19th or 20th take out the blow give some to the stripped and fuck her and do away with the prostitute all together..
i mean it is after all a recession people....so if you can just kill 3 birds with two stones umm thats more blow for you to buy tomo.
How original
Blow is so 2006. Stock up on Oxycontin and have a stay-cation in bed. By the time your extended opiate coma ends, we might even be out of the recession.