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Please note, DBTH readers can also enjoy some additional fun by following DBTH on Twitter. What kind of fun? Something like the above, where @RestaurantGirl opines on today's DBTH poll, wondering "what is 18% of free?" Indeed.
Thats not RG its someone who is doing an RG twitter parody!
Really? Really? You cracked the case wide open Willy!
The minimum for good service is 20% of the bill, plus 20% of the equivalent value of the buybacks you receive. You need to make a good bartender want to see your ugly mug again. Of course, it is a two-way street. Obviously, the better the service the more the tip goes up. Lousy service gets nil by mouth.
Thats it? That is your snarky response? Where the fuck is the wit, if you didn't like what I had to say then at least come back with something fucking interesting.
Haha well Played sir well played.
Girls who don't pay for their drinks and get fancy fucking 18 dollar herb cocktails should pay 20% service since theyre not paying anything else. When I manage to flag down a bartender after 10 minutes at a crowded ass place, and he goes through all the work of capping a Yuengling for me, I think a dollar is more than generous.
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