When most clubs think expansion, they usually look to Las Vegas, Miami, London or Dubai. Naturally. That's why we were surprised when a Little Birdy in Austin, TX (a Mockingbird, perhaps?) reported seeing a sign that Kiss and Fly was poised to open in the heart of the Texas capital, saying "Just saw this . . . Either someone is ripping off the brand, which is super gay, or they are actually opening here which is super retarded." While we don't like your tone LB, we do have to commend your ability to read the tea leaves. By looking at the logo, it's either straight brand theft or a licensing deal. But unlike K&F NYC, Kiss and Fly Austin is billed as "Austin's Only Gay Nightclub". We thinks we smells a lawsuit. If you are in Austin and looking for some gay fun, the party starts March 25. It may not last long.