Friday
05Sep2008
Johnny Utah's Bull Suit
Photo courtesy of Daily News
Let us weep for screenwriter Aaron Schnore, 38, who decided to mount the bull at Johnny Utah's and somehow got thrown off. Shocking. Now Schnore is suing the bar over the injuries he sustained when he fell off the mechanical animal. According to his attorney, Utah's staff "pumped it up until he could throw him. That to us is an assault and battery." To us, it's called the point. We expect this to be settled at some point, and have to question Schnore's decision to call the papers about it. You are suing about falling off a bull. Seriously. [DN]
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Reader Comments (7)
He may have a point, though. What I notice a lot at Johnny U's is that the all-knowing bull operator always tosses men with greater force, and plays god with the scantily clad babes, jiggling around till their hoohas pop out.
I've been there and you have to sign a waver before you even get on that thing. The sheer fact that anyone even mounts that jackass mechanical bull is prove that they're too stupid to live. This guy deserves a shattered spinal cord. Idiot.
Dammit I meant to write "proof" not "prove". Stand me right next to Aaron on the firing squad.
those standard waivers that you sign won't hold up in court. they may be trying to test the waters. i guarantee johnny utah's has to settle.
what a pussy this guy is..........looking for a hand out and is trying to get the press behind him. looks like it's pro johnny utah's at this point......idiot!
this guy is a jackass..but it is in his blood...the yiddish term schnorrer...we clearly see where it came from...now find me a drunk guy named Kevin McDrunkard.
wimp