Chip Made it Rain at Dune
We challenged you, and you delivered. Two Little Birdys came through with the answer to the DBTH challenge, "who has been making it rain at Dune"? It's Chip! One LB delivered the full answer, saying "the guys name is chip. i'm told he's 29. he is a pakistani gentleman of
"good reputation" with a "gamblers demeanor" he walks into a room like
a "vegas whale". i've been told his money comes from textiles. he is a
big spender who tips everyone who is working around him. he buys a lot
of bottles. he requests the song "make it rain", has a bottle of ace of
spades delivered to his table with a lit sparkler and gets $300 in
singles from the house. he throws the $300 in the air at the climatic
moment. everyone says he's loveable." He sounds loveable. Unfortunately, the summer is over, so Chip will have to find a new place to do his business. Please let us know when he finds one.
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Reader Comments (9)
The things some people do to make themselves feel relevant. Its a fucking shame, there is some poor family out there that can't buy groceries as often as they like or make a mortgage payment but this assfuck is tossing $300 singles in the air so some dumb wannabe Carrie Bradshaw will blow him later in the evening. I knew a lot of kids from high school like this, who never got laid, were socially awkward, went to an Ivy and got a banking job and now spend there nights making asses out of themselves like this douche. If you can actually get laid isn't much cooler to do it by not spending any money?
Told you it was Chip.
Club managers love these kinds of people. They really aren't bad. They keep us alive by spending money, they create excitement, they keep the bartenders and waitresses happy with tips, and they create excitement.
Sure it's a lot gauche - let in too many and you ruin the vibe - but one or two whales like this is great stuff for any place.
he goes to Pink Elephant in NYC I think.
25% of Pakistan lives in poverty and many believe Osama Bin Laden is hiding with her boarders. Maybe this gentleman can do something better with his money and get the hell out of our country.
is chip single?
nyc - the capital of insecurity
and it sounds like wbg "knew" these kinds of kids alot longer after h.s.
douchebag
Hey Wickedson - There's room in "our country" for people like him. Last time I checked "our country" allows for life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. I think the freedom to "make it rain" is understood in that phrase.