A Vanity Guide to Fall

We loved reading Vanity Fair's fall guide to Manhattan. While we will leave it to our friends to nitpick over their favorite (and somewhat incestuous) restaurants, we were particulary intrigued by their choice of nightspots. Not that we disagree with their choices. It's more that their list is a bit deceiving. Most everyone knows that while Rose Bar has a number, it will not help you make a reservation. The number VF provided for the Beatrice Inn leads to a dead end fax machine. We aren't even going to touch the Box. So we feel sorry for Vanity Fair's loyal readers who thought they really were getting an inside tip on how to live the high fallutin Manhattan life. Maybe next year.