Won't You Step Into El Bano?

Can there possibly be a more exclusive club than the most exclusive of them all? Apparently, there can be. Brace yourselves for El Bano, a place so exclusive that it calls itself "New Yorks Most Exclusive Nightlife Experience." Fascinating stuff. According to their dizzying website, El Bano comes complete with a Famous Mixologist and a Famous Chef, none of which you are allowed to know about. As per the location, you aren't allowed to know that either, with El Bano saying "that if you’re supposed to know where we are, you know where we are." Douchey. But if you can solve their puzzle, you will find out where they are located. We have hired a crack team of scientists to work on this riddle immediately, and will provide an update soon. And just in case you cared, The Toilet will be open in time for Fashion Week.

Comments

[anonymous]

Has anyone actually read these QR codes yet? I've read about it and seen it in a couple of magazines, but my phone is probably too crappy for it to work.

[me]

the code brings you to

http://www.elbanonyc.com/les/location.html

[niki]

all you'll get for your troubles is this: http://elbanonyc.com/les/location.html

[word up]

ai records

[anonymous]

I'm guessing from the initials "Executive Chef D.C." and the pork belly and kimchee puree, David Chang is the "famous chef"