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Wednesday
Aug272008

Won't You Step Into El Bano?

Can there possibly be a more exclusive club than the most exclusive of them all? Apparently, there can be. Brace yourselves for El Bano, a place so exclusive that it calls itself "New Yorks Most Exclusive Nightlife Experience." Fascinating stuff. According to their dizzying website, El Bano comes complete with a Famous Mixologist and a Famous Chef, none of which you are allowed to know about. As per the location, you aren't allowed to know that either, with El Bano saying "that if you’re supposed to know where we are, you know where we are." Douchey. But if you can solve their puzzle, you will find out where they are located. We have hired a crack team of scientists to work on this riddle immediately, and will provide an update soon. And just in case you cared, The Toilet will be open in time for Fashion Week.

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Reader Comments (5)

Has anyone actually read these QR codes yet? I've read about it and seen it in a couple of magazines, but my phone is probably too crappy for it to work.

August 27, 2008 at 04:04PM | Unregistered Commenteranonymous

the code brings you to

http://www.elbanonyc.com/les/location.html

August 27, 2008 at 06:40PM | Unregistered Commenterme

all you'll get for your troubles is this: http://elbanonyc.com/les/location.html

September 3, 2008 at 06:36PM | Unregistered Commenterniki

ai records

September 3, 2008 at 10:20PM | Unregistered Commenterword up

I'm guessing from the initials "Executive Chef D.C." and the pork belly and kimchee puree, David Chang is the "famous chef"

September 4, 2008 at 02:58PM | Unregistered Commenteranonymous

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