New Years Brings Out the Lies
New Years Eve in New York City brings out a special kind of party goer. You pay a few hundo for a ticket, put on your best clothes, make sure your breath is fresh, and then get as many drinks from the open "premium" bar as possible. If all goes well, you grab someone around 2 and make a break for home base, otherwise you are stuck in the same club until 4 AM picking over the singles scrap heap and then praying you can find a cab to go home by yourself. It's the best night of the year! Especially for club owners, who rake in mucho buckos selling those tickets and tables to eager out of towners who are desperate to get inside the City's hottest parties. And to sell those tickets, club owners go deep inside their limited grammar bases to entice you to buy. Here are our favorites
Greenhouse - Mother Earth's Most Upscale New Club. Come Party and Save the Environment!
Marquee - Hosted by Mario Lopez! Rated New Year's Eve 2009's Hottest Party in the Universe!
Cirpriani 23rd Street - Rated NYC's #1 Most Glamorous Event for New Year's Eve 2009
Cipriani 42nd Street - Voted #1 NYE 2009 Event in the Country!
Home/Guest House - Rated #1 Sizzling Hot NYE 2009 Nightclub - 2 Parties=2 Times The Hotness!
STK - Meatpacking District's Sexiest, Vamped-Up NYE Fete of the Year!
If you are keeping score, Cirpiani 23rd St is rated NYC's #1 Most Glam event, but somehow Cipriani 42nd Street is the #1 NYE Event in the country. Maybe it's not as glam. And Marquee is the hottest party in the universe, which we know is bigger than NYC and the country, but does the rest of the universe follow our calendar? Doubtful. And if you have been sucked in by the green revolution, then buying a ticket to Greenhouse's event will somehow help you Save the Environment. And where will we be on this special night? We aren't sure we are ready to share that with you.
DBTH
Reader Comments (6)
It's not owners who write that its the promoters and they list it like that to bring in the tourist.
I don't know if Cipriani 42nd Street is the best event in the country but, it will probably be the best in the city.
were you the promoter that wrote that for Cip's?
If 42nd Street is the best in the City, then what is 23rd street?
Nope. I wish I came up with it though. 23rd street is the worst of the the Cipriani's. I'm not sure what is going on there but, I don't expect much.
they all look the same to me. Jon Gable! Go Go Go.
you are loosers with no money. Who parties in nyc for new year's eve? I'll be in Punta de este. Last year I was in Rio.