Thursday
Nov202008
Flyer Follies: Greenhouse Gets Down For Real
After last week's iffy test run, Jon B. and his crack team of partners and promoters lets loose for real tonight at Greenhouse. The invite calls for 10 so we suggest arriving at midnight when they may start letting people in.
DBTH
Reader Comments (4)
I love a grand opening after 7 nights of business.
i went there last night and the space isnt so bad but the scene was well awful. exactly what you'd expect. dudes in their striped button downs with midget girls. lets buy a bottle!
okay seriously
i felt badly cuz i had just made a little karim-amatullah joke here last week. and so i get this invite thingie in my inbox yesterday, and so LIKE A DUMBASS i decide: "oh okay. i should go and check it out."
now-- REALLY NOW. sorry, but i don't "do" clubland anymore. i am 40 years old and the idea i should be anywheres but in bed with booboo at 1AM is totally fucking ludicrous to me. so when i get an "invitation" at an e-mail address that, quite frankly, i naively believe only TWO promoters in the world (amatullah and ronnie-madra) actually have-- i figure: "yes okay i should go and support the peeps."
yah so. the fucking things says 10PM on it, yes? so i decide to go immediately following dinner. 10:25pm.
i am told: "they're not ready yet" by a seriously attatoody fuck at the door. some nice guy standing next to him offers to check the list, but then attatoody fuck says to him, "no, there's no list tonight."
what the fuck is the invitation for then, hmm ??
so, in essence, i dragged a pretty prominent figure of the F&B industry to a club at 10:20pm when he would rather be home instead, just to be dissed at the door by some dumb attatoody mutherfukker. yah, it's pretty irritating, not to mention embarrassing.
so, "Greenhouse Family," whomever you are:
SUCK IT. seriously.
I already started getting Facebook invites to greenhouse from no name promoters haha