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Tuesday
18Nov2008

Free Eldridge Cocktails Still Too Pricey

The list price for the Eldridge's eponymous cocktail is a steep $32, but for a cocktail made with Armand de Brignac and real gold sprinkles, isn't it worth it? Not according to ChiChi 212, who was a guest of the owner last Thursday night and was given one on the house. The outcome? Meh! The Chi says "... it was delicious. But I was a tad disappointed. Now I don’t know what I was expecting but for $32 I wanted a takeover of my tastebuds. But all I had was a tasty glass of champagne." Imagine how should we have felt if she had to pay? We recommend attending Champagne school so she can understand what it means to be given real Armand de Brignac. We mean, come on. It's Armand with gold flakes. Let's respect the cocktail here.

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Reader Comments (15)

with that hair?

November 19, 2008 at 12:42PM | Unregistered Commenteris this tool for real ?

you should order The Chrystie, it is amazing!!!!!

November 19, 2008 at 12:56PM | Unregistered CommenterLaura

Not to be rude, I'm being serious here: do the two people in that photo have downs syndrome? Their face is all out of wack.

November 19, 2008 at 12:59PM | Unregistered Commenterbam

actually, that is super model Siri Tollerod in that picture, she is the face of Prada:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siri_Tollerod

http://www.fashionmodeldirectory.com/models/Siri_Toller%F8d

Next time order The Chrystie! It is yummmmmmyyyyyy. I've never had The Eldridge.

November 19, 2008 at 01:18PM | Unregistered CommenterLaura

Wait...
Isn't that Golum from Lord of the Rings?

November 19, 2008 at 01:49PM | Unregistered CommenterHmmmm

Nice hair. I am SO submitting this to www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com

November 19, 2008 at 01:52PM | Unregistered CommenterBig B

wow. Prada kill yourself. good thing the retail industry is tanking, so they cant pay people like that... (im sure shes a very nice girl)

November 19, 2008 at 02:27PM | Unregistered CommenterKingAdRock

Hey Scott,

If you'd like to pay for me to attend champagne school, I would LOVE to go.

xoxo
Brittany

November 19, 2008 at 02:38PM | Unregistered CommenterBrittany "ChiChi212" Mendenhall

Armand de Brignac is the most overpriced, crappy Champagne on the market. I wouldn't wash my toilet with it.

November 19, 2008 at 03:05PM | Unregistered Commenterwdt

Champagne school for Brittany!

November 19, 2008 at 04:18PM | Unregistered CommenterDavid Jaffee

champagne is crap.

November 19, 2008 at 08:34PM | Unregistered Commenterflute

Any champagne that needs the hip-hop industry to assure the rest of the world that it is indeed "quality" is not worth the price. Stick with Louis Roederer Cristal or my personal favorite LVMH Dom Perignon.

November 19, 2008 at 11:20PM | Unregistered CommenterJG

She may be "super," and she may be a model; but, she ain't no SuperModel!! Ugh...Matty! NOT a good look, Boo :(

November 19, 2008 at 11:21PM | Unregistered CommenterSunSun

It's a blog-o-war!

November 20, 2008 at 12:49PM | Unregistered CommenterCharisma

Matt Levine has the market cornered on sweaters with button up shirts underneath.

November 20, 2008 at 10:02PM | Unregistered CommenterBam

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